not_hathor | Meme gacked from apollymi

This is an experiement in meme-gacking....

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now. (Do pets count? 'Cause I miss my Chani-chow something fierce at the moment!)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games.	✓ I've tried marijuana. (just once, didn't do a thing for me other than make me cough my lungs out!)
× I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (although sometimes I'm too honest for my own good.)
✓ I curse sometimes.	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (and I'm not telling, now, either....)	× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	× I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling. (Three sisters, actually.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (As part of a costume for Halloween or a Convention Masquerade.)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (Mostly.)	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (The State of Nevada has the right idea.... regulate, license, inspect, tax....)	× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Yep, so hidden even I don't know what it is!)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
× I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before. (In my own defense, I had NO IDEA that guy thought of me like that... and it scared the bejeebus out of me!)
✓ I currently like/love someone.	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	× I want to have children in the future. (Hell no, One is enough!)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Oh yeah, lost of 'em....)	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I hope to keep learning new things until the day I die.)	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alchol, yes..... drugs, no. Except for that one time in college with MJ (see earlier comment))	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. (NOT IF YOU PAID ME!!!!!!)	✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Um, yeah,....)	✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (What sexuality?????)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And you get to dress funny and no one says a word against it.....)	× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Well, he tried, but I didn' fall for it.)	✓ I am happy at this moment. (Yeah, pretty much. Be happier if the headache went away....)
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I'm assuming this is in regards to Political affiliation?)	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (No longer applicable)	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	✓ I can work on a car. (As in, I know where the oil goes, I know where the brake fluid goes, I can change my own flatt tire, thank you very much, and I helped my husbnad change thje serpentine belt on his car once.)
✓ I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Ridiculous as in almost none.....)	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Adequate -- piano & French Horn)
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	× I can pick up things with my toes. (I can't, but my husband and daughter can!)	✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden.)	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	✓ I talk in my sleep. (Or so I've been told.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Coffee..... give me COFFEE..... NOW!!!!!)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (a nice Chianti -- hold the fava beans, please)	✓ I'm an artist. (With words.)	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Now if you made it 'cities', I could say yes. Only two states so far, tho' I did spend six weeks in England one summer....)	✓ I am extremely flexible. (Physically, no. Mentally and persanal life schedule. yes.)	✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! Ack!!!! Can't even hold a gun, without cringing....)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (More precisely, I believe in the possibility of ghosts and the paranormal....)
× I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Right now it's anime, manga, and Brokeback Mountain.....)	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Barely. My mom on the other hand has been everywhere except Antarctica.....)	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Airport, actually.... stupid economy flights.....)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. (Define 'significant')	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (All the time with genre movies; if our local movie critic says it's awful, that's a pretty good clue that I'll love it!)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (That's why I married a man with biological radar!)	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (This was true approx. 30 years ago when I was in college.)	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays. (In high school.)
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads. (As long as they're animated samurai/assassins/ninja.)
× I am a twin!	✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I try to, anyway.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.